another moral hangover. fuck.
smell my finger.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Randomize