She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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