We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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