if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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