The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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