big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
