i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.