But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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