This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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