I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
