i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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