Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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