Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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