I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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