It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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