Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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