check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
last night I used snow as a chaser
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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