I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Randomize
