Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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