We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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