What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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