i think my mom watched the whole time
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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