I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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