My sheets look like a crime scene.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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