So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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