No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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