is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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