So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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