just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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