Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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