I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i out mim tonsoeep
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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