love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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