i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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