I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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