My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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