scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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