Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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