Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
