WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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