Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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