but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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