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so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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