as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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