you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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