Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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