too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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