Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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