nut hugger
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Can you bring me the toilet please
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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