I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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