THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
