: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
soo... how was my night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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