i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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