Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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