belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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