Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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