Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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